May 2013
Things I did on the same day:
Watched Star Trek and came home and watched The Name of the Doctor. My brain is not good.
whtev-r:
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i got my cap and gown today for graduation and my stomach like dropped from so many weird emotions
Back when I got my cap and gown for college I am fairly certain I had a mild panic attack followed by needing to sit by myself in a quiet place.
keepyourheadup-gorgeous:
laurenlikesthings:
in gallifreyan they don’t say “i love you” they say
Tell her I….oh she knows.
kanyewesticle:
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
omfgsarina:
Been using my step dads gym membership to go gym bc i dont have money & today the girl @ the desk was like “I think you have the wrong card, it says William here” and in a low male voice I was like “Nah I dont” and she just glared at me and let me through LOL
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
Changing from jeans to no pants
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
thestorynever-ends:
...
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
sodamnrelatable:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
kittykatastrophic:
marina-del-cyrus:
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
edwad:
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
190 miles it is not lol
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
foreveralone-lyguy:
People that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I wish I had a boyfriend :-((((
I am here
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
