I am making it. Bread makes sandwiches, i however refuse to make a sandwich with my bread. HA woooooooo.
Spyro...i can't play you because of the GRE
Gotta take it next month. who wants to study with me? that is how i feel when i think about it.
I know it’s teemunknee but everytime, without fail i read it as teamonkey. or tea monk knee
You don’t have a soul. You are a soul, you have a body.– C.S. Lewis
Today I was making dilutions of NO3- for analytical chemistry lab. I was listening to Dr. Newman explain calibration curves or something. I had a glass pipet in my hand. 10 mL to be exact. Have you ever held something in your hand that you knew you would feel so much gratification by just smashing it to pieces? Well, I have no clue what the teacher was talking about because it took every...
Would like to inform the world of a record i have...
I have to pee really bad right now. Why you ask? I am competing with my bladder. Personal pain olympics. ewwww the pain olympics. anyways. I have not peed since at least midnight last night. And i have taken in liquids today. I am probably killing my ovaries or something. But yea. I think i’m working on my personal best.
Imma be spammin' yo dashboards!!!
yes...yes you did. lol
Yes. These drawings are representative of us. Answer: I am holding a book full of “smart stuff” because i lack common sense truth be told…i don’t even read books…so maybe i have common sense in a way that most don’t…and it manifests itself in a way that looks like it came out of a book. yea. don’t worry travis…it was me being funny. I...
Is the one thing i do not have. I’ve tried. I work very hard on trying to fool people into thinking i have this suave senseness about me. But i do not. I am all booksmarts. Any common sense i have is because i made a mistake and learned from it and now know not to do it again. Unless you count the two times i broke my oil pan. But i was doing a good thing each time. The first time...
perhaps I value common sense over “booksmarts” because I prefer to “think...– Travis Guilliams
Thank you CNN for teaching me the moral that America rewards infidelity. Remember Eliot Spitzer? Former governor of New York…Yeah that guy. Remember what he did and there was this whole outlash from the American public. And we were like…politicians are so dirty and do not know what it means to be married. And remember how he isn’t governor anymore? Well guess what? CNN...
I just need to get a normal sleep schedule. I just busted out a 3 1/2 page paper in 1 or so hours. I did planning…but i’m not calcuating that into my time. Now i have to go back and revise the thing and get it down to 3 pages before i have to submit it tomorrow at 4. How awesome would it be if i didn’t have class from 1:30 to 4:15? I could have slept like a normal...
This paper is fubar.
Short formal 3 page paper attained. Awaiting grade.
eating on a normal schedule like a normal person is difficult for me. and i don’t understand why. what i’ve eaten today you ask? why…i’ve had 3 biscuits today. that’s it. all day. that’s right. i am pathetic. maybe i’ll eat broccoli for dinner? That’ll make up for it right? no.
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I have to write a concise 3 page paper tonight. Do you know how hard it is to write a 3 page concise paper? Super hard. I can churn out a non concise 3 page paper in less than an hour. But concise? Really? How lame. I’m trained to write lengthy, wordy 20 page papers about the cell cycle (not really about the cell cycle but the just of what i am getting at is understood by that...
What is wrong with me?!?!
I am not asleep. Upon my own choosing. It’s not like i’ve even been trying to sleep either. And i feel sick to my stomach. But i’m ignoring it…so i can read Natalie Dee comics. And apparently ignoring my 10am class that i have to be at in 6 hours. Hatredness. and i was all like “woo i can start on my philosophy paper tomorrow after analytical…and then...
No. This is not a “please legalize marijuana” rant. This is a LOL OMG MY POOR GRANDPA rant. So, my gramps lives on about 9 acres of land in the country. He is surrounded by less than awesome neighbors (build a garbage pile on his property line and then bury it when he calls animal control to tell them about how they abuse their goats so the government doesn’t see their...
I collect pictures from the internet...but...
You damned mutants. My milk costs so much money…all for calcium and no tummy aches. Hate chu. Honestly…laughed my ass off. They seem so disappointed that Godot finally showed up. But now you don’t have to hang yourself from the tree! And the little annoying boy will stop coming by! I don’t want Michael (love of my life, other than eddie vedder) Cera to die. That...
Y. Pestis…what a nasty little critter :( Black plague and all you know.
Wanna know a sad secret? I’ve taken staples and put them in tape before and taped them on top of my snooze button, essentially creating this. So…this picture stole my idea.
when doesn’t that song go well with everything?
level severely down. Severely.
Dali Dali Dali dddaaalllliiii
He has been my artistic fascination as far back as i can remember. Probably because of the mustache at first. but whatever. gonna see him. gonna do it. and by him i mean his art. because…isn’t that him anyways? yes. don’t disagree.
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Silly sex... →